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Keep a good figure

Damn. This one’s gonna be hard to hide. Why can’t they ever just leave me alone?They’ve heard the roumors, somemore true than others, but what ever happened to human fear, the foundation of America and many advances in life?And fear will always be why I haven’t been discovered yet. But then there will always be those few who are so determined to give me what ever crap they’re selling.
Idoits.
Damn! I was so close to staying clean for a month! Stupid avon! It’s almost New years, I guess I should start my resolutions for the new year.
1) Keep the killing of stupid door to door salespeople down to 2 a month.
THey really aren’t good for my figure.

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