Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

by flute faerie

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“This just in, there is now another massive recall on pasta.” The news announcer said.

“Well I’ll be, what’s gonna be contaminated next?” said Aunt Sally.

“For those of you who think it’s about health, you are gravely mistaken.”

“Oh, sure, well then what is it, pasta is taking over the town?”

“Pasta has now…taken over. It’s plauging cities everywhere with it’s noodly evilness. It’s either recall, or die.”

“Well, that’s a little dramatic. How can you die from a piece of- OMG , my refridgerator’s shaking! my leftover capellini is coming this way!”

“Take care, and remember, eat your greens, not your grains. Good night everyone.”

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    yoITSme's Buddy Icon yoITSme

    Posted 8 months ago

    i like the lsat sentence

  2. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    eat your greens, not your grains. Love that line! Haha I just read your profile. Apology accepted. ;]]

  3. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    yoITSme's Buddy Icon yoITSme

    Posted 8 months ago

    yea kindve

  4. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 8 months ago

    oops, I’ll fix it

  5. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 8 months ago

    But…pasta is so comforting… how could it do this?!

  6. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 8 months ago

    must of came from China….

  7. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 8 months ago

    must of came from China….

  8. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    yoITSme's Buddy Icon yoITSme

    Posted 8 months ago

    ooo good random pasta!!

  9. Pasta Challenge (Pasta Takes Over)

    back in your head's Buddy Icon back in your head

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hilarious. good work

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