Don't Drink And Time Travel

by Russell Ruffino

I’m almost ready to go out when there’s a knock at the door. I open it and am appalled to see myself swaying slightly on the front step.

“What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing here? You’re drunk aren’t you?” I knew it was pointless, being angry at myself, I’d promised I wasn’t going to use the time machine to get extra sleep tonight, a promise I now knew I was going to break.

“Hello mate! Fancy seeing me here, I would’ve waited until I’d gone out but you lost our keys.” He said to me, god I’m an idiot when I’m drunk, no one should have to see themselves like this.

“Look just come in and go to bed, I’ll get some water for you, I don’t want to wake up tomorrow with a hangover.” As I get the water I make sure I’m not going to lose my keys by putting them on a hook in the kitchen, after all, I know I won’t need them.

I get back into the lounge to see myself asleep on the sofa, dribbling over the cushions. No one should ever have to see themselves like this.

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  1. Don't Drink And Time Travel

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Amusing take on the perils of time travel. Dr. Who would be proud, or sorely disappointed. Well, one of the two.
    LoA

  2. Don't Drink And Time Travel

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Lol, this is inventive. Awesome story.

  3. Don't Drink And Time Travel

    Ben Paddon's Buddy Icon Ben Paddon

    Posted 9 months ago

    I absolutely love this. Utter genius.

  4. Don't Drink And Time Travel

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Have you read The Time Traveler’s Wife? If not, do so. This reminded me a bit of it. Great stuff.

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