Crazy Quirky MBTM

by Mask By The Moon

My quirks… OOO !

I always have to be outside when I’m on the phone. Outside or writing. I don’t care if it’s half a degree out there. If I don’t have a writing idea, I’m walking up and down my driveway endlessly. When I get off the phone, I go inside, sit down, and watch television perfectly still.

AND LORD , AM I A SOUTHERN GIRL !

This means that I don’t care what I look like around the house, but don’t go outdoors without brushing my hair 47 times.

When exaggerating, I almost always use a number that ends in 0 or 7. This ranges from 10 to 97. (Y’all know what I’m talking about, doncha??)

If I read the directions, everything has to be EXACTLY right. Unless it’s hot chocolate and calls for water. I use milk. Works better.

-MBTM

Comments

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    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    you’re too funny MBTM , such southern charm you exude. this yankee guy loves your ficlets.

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 9 months ago

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    bahaha. You’d best be glad you’re not on my Yahoo list. you’d be surprised by the message I sent out

    note: I didn’t mean to rate this. So I went with the average reader rating.

  3. Crazy Quirky MBTM

    back in your head's Buddy Icon back in your head

    Posted 9 months ago

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    i love this and especially agree w/ the hot chocolate thing. milk is always best. that’s why i hate ordering hot cocoa outside. even when you ask for milk in it they always put more water. ugh.

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

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    I always walk around when I talk on the phone also.

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

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    and im also a southern girl

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    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted 9 months ago

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    I agree with the first one. The best place for me to talk on the phone is outside on my front porch.

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    heartbeats echocho's Buddy Icon heartbeats echocho

    Posted 8 months ago

    totally agree with the southern girl thing…i was in the south & i will always be a southern girl at heart! i also get OCD when reading directions, exspecialy when cooking…. lol this was great MBTM
    LoA

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