Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

by Howie Amourscow

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Fozzie stared miserably at the foamy rapids. He’d asked them three times to drive him by the condo or at least a liquor store or something, but no.

He tugged at the radio collar. Damn thing itched and he couldn’t figure out how to take it off to save his life.

He’d always prided himself on being a good fisherman, but it was becoming increasingly obvious to him that catching swordfish from the back of Sean Combs’ yacht and grabbing a salmon out of a creek with your teeth and bare paws were completely different skill sets, one of which he had somehow neglected to learn. And he had no clue how he was supposed to start a fire to cook the damn thing if he caught one, nor did he know where to find asparagus spears in the woods.

His tummy growled.

He was cold. He was wet. He was hungry. And, though he didn’t know it yet, he was being hunted by the most dangerous chicken on Earth.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    Cue the suspense music… Dun dun daa

  2. Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

    realities' Buddy Icon realities

    Posted 6 months ago

    This series is too funny! It just keeps getting better and better! Hope you guys keep it going!

  3. Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So fabulous! Not mention the fact that, Fozzie is naked now too! ;)

  4. Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted 6 months ago

    Poor fozzie! And ew! NAKED FOZZIE !
    x C

  5. Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    Oh, Fozzie was always mostly naked. There was a lot of nudity back in those days on children’s shows. It was a freer time, not so encumbered by conventional morality. Life naked, or die…sorry, couldn’t finish that one and respect myself in the morning.
    LoA

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