Hop, Scotch. Hop!

by The Dod

“Hop, Scotch. Hop. Hop like the wind”, she cried. Special agent Sean “Scotch” McGinger wasn’t easily distracted (not even by a pretty pussy in heat), but “hop like the wind” kinda caught him off balance, and he touched the electrified snow-grid in 2 points.

Saved by his instincts, he’s managed to pass out while standing on all fours (or most of them), without touching the grid.

He woke up 2 seconds later. 2 dear seconds. The laser sites were already locked on him.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Hop, Scotch. Hop!

    Autumn Night's Buddy Icon Autumn Night

    Posted 6 months ago

    Very cute!

  2. Hop, Scotch. Hop!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    Definitely cute. I was looking for something to give you a hard time about after your ‘head count’ comment, but this is a funny little imagining of feline special agent training.
    LoA

  3. Hop, Scotch. Hop!

    Eckhouse's Buddy Icon Eckhouse

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I agree, very cute. And what puts it over the top is the last name of McGinger and “goodbye kitty” as one of your tags. HA!

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