The Chicken Dance

by Hobo Beard Bob

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Before Camilla could react, Fozzie jumped from behind a tree and kicked the pistol from her hand.

“What’s the matter? Had to bring a pistol to take down an unarmed bear? You some kinda’ CHICKEN ? Wokka! Wokka!”

In one fluid motion, Camilla reached into her feathers and pulled out a dagger, threw it at the bear, and dove into the thick of the wilderness.

Fozzy was slow to react, and the dagger caught him in the leg as he was trying to dodge. He fell to the ground and pulled out the knife with a yelp.

“Now I got the knife and the gun. The ball is in my court! You’re about to join the Dead Poultry Society! Wokka! Wokka!”

“Bock! Ba! Bock!” the chicken shouted from the woods.

“What? You have backup?” Fozzie said, confused.

“NEAR!” a voice shouted from behind him. He turned to meet a blue, furry fist that knocked him several feet back. When his vision cleared he could see his assailant dressed in hunting gear and pointing a rifle at him.

“FAR!” Grover said, as he pulled the trigger…

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. The Chicken Dance

    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted 7 months ago

    dead pultry society haha

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    Hobo Beard Bob's Buddy Icon Hobo Beard Bob

    Posted 7 months ago

    I know, I know. Dead Poultry Society is terrible. Sorry.

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    Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy's Buddy Icon Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy

    Posted 7 months ago

    oh geez…”some kind of chicken?”
    quite appropriate, i might add though

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    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 7 months ago

    I swear, everytime Camilla, ahem, speaks I get this song in my head: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/chickensong. And it won’t go away. But it is sooooo worth it!! Loving it!! You guys are great.

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    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted 7 months ago

    Love the Fozziesque puns, loved the way you brought Grover in. Five stars, if my rating didn’t take…

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 7 months ago

    Still laughing at the ‘Near’/’Far’ addition to this bizarre and twisted little muppet tale we’ve confabulated. Near! Far! Hilarious!
    LoA

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