One-Liners

by Metaphoric Spurs

Failing to submit a minimum length Ficlet for the challenge last month, I did create the following one-line stories. They need a home, so here they are…

Oh, Shoot
She wasn’t desperate, just out of options, so the .44 would suffice.

Sounds of Silence
I went to the cemetery to talk to my mother. She didn’t answer.

Separation Anxiety
Our contract wasn’t legally binding, but our kids were genetically linked.

Peace Be Without You
Let there be peace on earth, as long as that guy keeps his smug ideas to himself.

You Are What You Don’t Eat
He ordered his usual and then sent it back, just to be different.

(I should really illustrate that last one as a cartoon.)

Comments

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    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I like these – they’d make pretty cool bumper stickers as well.

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Something about these reminds me of the Far Side comic… you really should illustrate all of these, they’re great.

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