5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

by Stovohobo

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5. “Ever seen the Silent Hill movies?”

4. [Acts as if about to throw up]

3. “I’m actually Michael Jackson in disguise.”

2. [Cocks head a little to the right with a detached, deranged smile; must be done with a slight high-pitched chuckle]

1. “I’m a cannibal.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 6 months ago

    I have a few (what I believe to be possibly funnier) more ones in the brain, but then I’d have to rate this “Mature” and ruin my reputation of never having written a Mature ficlet. [Cocks head to the right with a slightly detached, deranged smile].

  2. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 6 months ago

    teehee. I did the head thing last time the power went out. I had a flashlight and I pretended that it had run out of batteries.

  3. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 6 months ago

    wow, that would scare the crap outta me if sone one did that!

    LoA

  4. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted 6 months ago

    Hey, you know about “free rice”, too?

  5. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Reverie's Buddy Icon Reverie

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    AHA !
    I definitely lol-ed at #3
    That is insanely scary.
    =] !!

  6. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    Wicked sequel to a serious series. Did you see Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mar’s sequel? So naughty.
    LoA

  7. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Melia's Buddy Icon Melia

    Posted 6 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Reminds me of the Whose Line is it Anyway game :) Funny stuff :)

  8. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Insert Pen Name Here 's Buddy Icon Insert Pen Name Here

    Posted 6 months ago

    dude, that free rice thing is awesome! i feel so proud to have donate 260 rice thingys in approximatley 52 secounds!!!

    oh, and nice ficlet. :)

  9. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Insert Pen Name Here 's Buddy Icon Insert Pen Name Here

    Posted 6 months ago

    dude, now it’s 440! ok i’ll stop now sorry

  10. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 6 months ago

    haha number two was funny.
    i have this little green dude on my computer desk and his solar poweredness makes his head go from side to side and his smile takes up half of his head. my friend came over and was completely creeped out by it and she tried to cover it up. before we went to bed i put on a hug smile and did what my green buddy did. she completely freaked out on me, but i thought it was rather funny.

  11. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    very very funny, just had to sequel, sorry for the potty humor.

  12. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    My friend used to do # 2 all the time and it totally freaked me out.

  13. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome. I’m jealous because I think I would lack proper timing.

  14. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    The Master of Them that Know's Buddy Icon The Master of Them that Know

    Posted 6 months ago

    wow thats pretty funny

  15. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Freedom's Buddy Icon Freedom

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol this is so funny. #3 is what my guy friend does when we go outside @ night to play man hunt(tag) lol he looks @ all the people and says that. it’s so funny. great list.

  16. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    hahaha!
    that would be funny to see someone get freaked out about number 4!

  17. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL !

  18. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    Rosalienye's Buddy Icon Rosalienye

    Posted 6 months ago

    you should mark this mature.

  19. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    howhardlifeis♥'s Buddy Icon howhardlifeis♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    lol this is sooo funny…and number 5 has to be my favorite…i swear, next time the lights go out i’m saying that..thanks for giving me ideas..=]

  20. 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

    SocccerISmyLIFE's Buddy Icon SocccerISmyLIFE

    Posted 5 months ago

    haha. These are hilarious!

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