Ficlets

A month later…

Ms. Shelby Smitherson and her car, Chevrolet Model two-oh-six-six had been sitting quietly in the waiting area of the auto body repair garage for 15 minutes. Both were getting impatient but even though Ms. Smitherman had paid the bill for the repairs, they were not allowed to leave until after they attended a conference meeting with the resident car psychologist, Dr. Phil R. Up.

Finally, Dr. Phil stepped into the waiting area.

He had been a certified GM auto technician for over 30 years but these days he was considered more of a mediator between cars and their owners.

Most automobile accidents that had occured since cars started driving themselves and conversing with humans were caused by disagreements between cars and the owners.

For example, cars were equipped with a GPS that cars insisted on following even if it took them 50 miles out of the way!!!

Oh for the good old days when the owners were responsible for their own actions!

Dr. Phil for cars!!! Who’d a thunk it?