Tesla: Back to the Trojan War

by uselessness

“Maybe I should have learned Greek,” mumbled Tesla as the woman walked away, perplexed.

“That’s what I thought, too,” said a man behind him.

“I’m sorry, did you just say something? In English?” Tesla whirled around and eyed the man, who looked curiously like a young Christopher Lloyd.

“I did, and I surely never expected to see another American here, of all places.”

“Actually, I’m Croatian.”

“I thought I recognized that face.” The man’s tone grew sharper. “You’re Tesla, aren’t you?”

“I am. Do I know you?”

“The name’s Emmett Brown, and while I can’t say I’m particularly fond of your work, Mr. Tesla, I am grateful for anyone with a time machine to get me out of this hellhole.”

“I assume you had one of your own?”

“Oh yes, a fine one, but then I came to Troy.”

“To see Helen?”

“Why else? But I made the mistake of leaving the machine in plain sight and the Trojans dismantled it, using the parts for their big horse. I hope you were more careful than I.”

Tesla froze as realization hit him: “Great Scott!”

Comments

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  1. Tesla: Back to the Trojan War

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love the ending. and the Torjan horse refrence

  2. Tesla: Back to the Trojan War

    Russell Ruffino's Buddy Icon Russell Ruffino

    Posted 7 months ago

    The Trojans didn’t build the horse, they were tricked by it.

    Learn your classics man!

    It’s a good job I never make mistakes in my ficlets ;-)

  3. Tesla: Back to the Trojan War

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 7 months ago

    Seriously? Whoops. How embarrassing. :-P But I’m keeping it, because, as it turns out, the Trojans were hatching a similar scheme against the Greeks, but apparently the Greeks beat them to the punch.
    LoA

  4. Tesla: Back to the Trojan War

    TreeBeard's Buddy Icon TreeBeard

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow, how many time travel references can you stuff into this series? Deliciously cheesy.

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