Miss Bardot's Answers to the Incrediblly Long and Attractively Nutty Quiz by Insert Pen Name Here

by Nouvelle Bardot

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1. I’m really not quite sure if I see any tissue boxes, but my best guess is that its a mauve sort of paisley, you know, those standard bulk kind you get from an office supply store. But I could be wrong.

2. I’m typing this from the library at the Univerisity of Montana.

3. I’m the majority sort of brown. Although everyone thinks I’m a blonde because of my myspace picture which was clearly taken during a brief moment in my Deborah Harrie obsession.

4. I found this place late one night while drinking mass amounts of coffee and having an in depth conversation about sandwiches with a guy that looked a lot like Joe Strummer.

5. I honestly can’t say that I really have. The value was all in my head.

6. I’ve never personally had one, so I guess I missed out on all the joys they entail.

7. Kitsch.

8. Exodous Damage by the John Vanderslice (Love.)

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  1. Miss Bardot's Answers to the Incrediblly Long and Attractively Nutty Quiz by Insert Pen Name Here

    Insert Pen Name Here 's Buddy Icon Insert Pen Name Here

    Posted 10 months ago

    You win the award for most interesting place to write! everyone else just said their house.

  2. Miss Bardot's Answers to the Incrediblly Long and Attractively Nutty Quiz by Insert Pen Name Here

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 10 months ago

    i’m one of those people too cheap to own their own computer. usually i just use the ones at school, or my black berry. : P

  3. Miss Bardot's Answers to the Incrediblly Long and Attractively Nutty Quiz by Insert Pen Name Here

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 9 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny & different.

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