After I finished playing videogames, I fell asleep.
I must have been out for a couple of hours, I heard the roar of a distant voice quite clearly, even though I could tell it was out side the house.
“WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?!”
Dad?
I got up, and shook my now even messier hair out and headed for the door.
I poked my head through the door, and saw my dad just standing on the sidewalk outside the house, with his head in his hands.
I was smart enough not to disturb the unstable and ticking time-bomb that was my Dad. I just got on to the door step, and the something caught my eye as I looked around
Holy Shit.
Every inch of the house was covered in Toilet paper,
egg yolks covered trees, and the walkway from our sidewalk to our house was spray painted.
Shit.
Who would do this? Do they have any idea that this will cost hundreds of dollars or more to fix up.
School tommorrw is gonna suck.
Inspired by
“I can’t believe you made me do that.”
“Oh come on, it was hilarious.”
“Yeah, it sorta was.”
I shut off my cell. Phase Two…
A sequel to Convince Me Just A Little Bit More
About the author
Never Explain
Somewhere, Somehow...scheming with my fellow conspirators
HOLY @#$%&!!! I have a blog :]
A NOTICE TO ALL OF MY READERS, CONTACTS, ETC.!!!!
I’ve gotten back from a way-too-long break from ficlets, and I’m back!
500 ficlets as of 8/1?/08
400 ficlets as of 5/??/08
300 ficlets as of 3/30/08
THX0477 has dubbed me the king of playing well with others!!
I am now an unofficial member of the LoA. Ask THX 0477 for more details!! I am now known as:
The Explanation of Awesomeness!!!
.....
Ok, here goes: I can only work on this over the weekends!!! I’m too busy with other stuff during weekdays, but I need time, I’ll do the best I can!! Plus: I am so sorry for keeping all of you waiting!!! I have to make a sequel for all my series and i need to get to it!!
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Lyrics of the moment:
Me.
Just me in the middle of a sea full of faces,
Full of faces.
Some laugh some salivate whats in your alleyway, recycling bins or bullets cases?
-Rise, Flobots
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you….my inhuman amount of series’ I’m in!:
ENDED
Tom and (not) Ashley With Running with Scissors
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/7763 This series is my magnum opus! RunningWithScissors, you are an amazing writer! I couldn’t imagine what I would be like without this series!
Mel and Hayden With One Time, One Chance
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/13920
Warren and Autumn With One Time, One Chance
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/17579
Macy and Garret With Promises broken and backs turned
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/18454
The Speed vs. The Still With Stovohobo
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/19103
End of Part 1: http://ficlets.com/stories/26136
Beginning of Part 2: http://ficlets.com/stories/29112
Graden With Stovohobo
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/19262
ENDED
Dante and Eve With Band Baby
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/22094
ENDED, but the other author is still going!
Tyler and Hayley With Overlooked_Merchandise
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/22809
Joshua and Colleen With Mask By The Moon
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/23450 Note: this is the start of the series! The three previous stories are considered as background!!
Cubicle With Kermitgorf
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/23546
Helena and Morgan With RunningWithScissors
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/24773
Happy Torture Tests With THX 0477 and Stovohobo
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/25231
The Crew With THX 0477
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/26828
ENDED
Super Soldier With…Myself!
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/25970
Anthony With Ana Cristina
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/27435#review-55869
Hans the Spy With pinprick
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/27691
Addison and The Wooden Man With Tad Winslow
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/28017
Jason With You Know You Love Mee!
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/27952
Scot and God With Myself
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/36833
The 100 Things I’d Do If I Became An Evil Overlord With…Just Me Again
Beginning: http://ficlets.com/stories/38398
By the way, I’d love to start a new series with someone!
(just send me a note!)
If you have an idea, I can make it work!
Published on January 21, 2008.
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