King of Mars' Answers to Nouvelle Bardot's Random Act of QUIZNESS

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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People who chew with their mouths open and smack loudly. Burn them at the stake.

Well, for starters, Kristen Bell is in it…

I’m a big sucker for fan-boy inside jokes that reference older movies, that only a tenth of the audience will get — e.g., the scene in “Grindhouse: Death Proof” where Kurt Russel is in the bar and tacked to the wall behind him is the shirt that he wore in “Big Trouble in Little China.” I nearly nerdgasmed when I saw that.

I invented this game where I would run up to people and frantically ask “What’s today’s date?” and when they answered, I’d respond in a dramatic voice: “My God…I’ve traveled through time!” Hey, you said weird.

I had a dream I ran into this girl I was infatuated with back in Junior High. Angela Ensley. Back then she had these hairy legs that for some odd reason I thought were really sexy when I was 14. In the dream she was hot, hairless and all grown up.

4-Way Diablo – Monster Magnet
Bitchin – The Donnas
Relationship of Command – At the Drive-In

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  1. King of Mars' Answers to Nouvelle Bardot's Random Act of QUIZNESS

    artistsrunwild's Buddy Icon artistsrunwild

    Posted 6 months ago

    The Donnas…huh….album any good?! I should get me a copy…

    and LOL at your weirdness in highschool – im actually jealous that you were able to be weird in such a hilarious and witty way :)

  2. King of Mars' Answers to Nouvelle Bardot's Random Act of QUIZNESS

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    nerdgasmed is now in my vocabulary.

  3. King of Mars' Answers to Nouvelle Bardot's Random Act of QUIZNESS

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 6 months ago

    There were so many parts of this that made me laugh more than I should have. Especially “nerdgasmed” and the time-travel thing.

  4. King of Mars' Answers to Nouvelle Bardot's Random Act of QUIZNESS

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The time travel joke is a good one. And I saw and really liked grind house but didn’t pick up on that one,—I’m part of the 90% I suppose.

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