The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

by Kevin Lawver

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“I can haz bottlez, mommee?”

“What, sweetie?”

“I can haz bottlez?”

“Who taught you to say that?”

“Kitteh!”

“Dammit… Oscar, I told you not to teach the baby any of your stupid cat talk!”, mother yelled as the baby toddled off, attracted by some other bauble on the floor.

The cat slunk away, giggling to himself, thinking “I haz wordz nau. You no moar put kitteh in bukkit! Kitteh put you in bukkit!”

The humans never knew what hit them. Their children all learned to speak horrible pidgin English, failed miserably at school, and human civilization collapsed. By the time they realized it was the cats, the damage had already been done.

The kittehs inherited the earth. Not because they were meek, but because they were so damn cute.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted 5 months ago

    I apologize for this one. The idea came to me and I had to write it down…

  2. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    l.m.orchard's Buddy Icon l.m.orchard

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “Kitteh put you in bukkit!” LOLzors!

  3. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Jason Garber's Buddy Icon Jason Garber

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, excellent work on this one. Kittehs will rule the worldz.

  4. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    natalief's Buddy Icon natalief

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    KITTEHZ FTWLOLWTFBBQ ! KTHXBAI

  5. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    natalief's Buddy Icon natalief

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    BTW , ‘now’ iz speld NAU n ‘you’ iz speld U! LERN 2 SPEL ! ;-p

  6. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    White Hat's Buddy Icon White Hat

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Brilliant!

  7. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    Looks like natalief has spent a fair amount of time with her cat. Hilarious extrapolation on the absurdity that is lolz. Loved the bukkit reference.
    LoA

  8. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    pie_is_good's Buddy Icon pie_is_good

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is the most hilarious thing ever. Seriously. I love lolcats, and this was just awesomely silly. :)

  9. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 5 months ago

    “Kitteh!” rofl.

  10. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    talkin kittenz iz cute. Like that cat Salem on Sabrina the teen witch, you just knew he would take over the world some day.
    LoA

  11. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Ben Paddon's Buddy Icon Ben Paddon

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Thoroughly enjoyable. i can has ficletburger?

  12. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Absolutely hilarious.

  13. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Melia's Buddy Icon Melia

    Posted 5 months ago

    Omg I live for Caturday on Fark. I like where you took the lolcat phenomenon and I have no trouble believing the cute little fluffers will end civilization as we know it :)

  14. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lolcats rulz. This was funny as heck.

  15. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOLOLOLOLOL
    THat’s Funny!
    LoA

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    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LMFAO . god i died the first time i read this.

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    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 5 months ago

    lol kermit!
    ~
    omg this was hilarious, awesome job=]

  18. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 5 months ago

    Hilarious, but now I’m just a bit afraid. I always knew those things were up to no good.

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    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahahahahahaha….it’s not often that I laugh out loud at something I’m reading on a screen…

  20. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted 5 months ago

    They do seem somewhat maniacal, no? But so, so stupidly cute. It’s like “aww…you’re so stupid.”
    LoA

  21. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!'s Buddy Icon I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    is was actually funny

  22. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted 5 months ago

    Wow, thanks for all the comments, guys!

  23. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    heartbeats echocho's Buddy Icon heartbeats echocho

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    rotfl:hahahahahahahahahahahaha….ahhh…
    good stuff man. dang my side hurts!
    LoA

  24. The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned

    Brickbrick's Buddy Icon Brickbrick

    Posted 5 months ago

    hahaha i love those lolcats things they are funny. good job

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    that was halirous! I couldn’t stop laughing! I love cats, but I am allergic to them so no cute little kitten for me…

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    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great pic, great fic…uh, let.

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    NightMaiden's Buddy Icon NightMaiden

    Posted 5 months ago

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    that is lovely, absolutely lovely! “kitteh put you in bucket” i laughed so hard

    thanks for sharing!!

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    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    LOLCATZ !

    Bukkit deserved a place in this one!

    Amazing job!

    LoA

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    Yeah Write!'s Buddy Icon Yeah Write!

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha! loved it! LOLCATZ rulz!

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    gemminx's Buddy Icon gemminx

    Posted 3 months ago

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    Kittehs rule!

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    Lia's Buddy Icon Lia

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    If you don’t mind, I have started a prequel this wonderful story.

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    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 3 months ago

    Ha ha! Great as always, Kev!

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    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Dem kittehz iz so sneekee. Dey getz u evry time!
    Gods, I love LOLCats!
    LoA

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    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted 2 months ago

    Oh, my…

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    JMBauhaus' Buddy Icon JMBauhaus

    Posted 2 months ago

    Hee hee! “I has words nau.” This whole thing cracked me up. Priceless.

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