5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

by stylorouge

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5. Man, you smell good.

4. Lemme just put my other hand on your shoulder and we’ll get started.

3. They said I had the biggest hands in proctology school.

2. So, what are you doing later?

1. Sorry about the fingernails, sir.

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  1. 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

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    Posted 7 months ago

    Kind of touches a nerve, but really funny. I haven’t heard any of these used, but the worst I’ve heard (actually said by doctor to patient) were, “I suppose I should have bought you dinner first,” and, “Don’t expect a ring or anything afterward.”
    LoA

  2. 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

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    Posted 7 months ago

    too funny. Gimme the name of that doctor.. so I can avoid him when that time comes for such tests..
    LoA

  3. 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

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    Posted 7 months ago

    lolololololololololololol!

  4. 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

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    Posted 7 months ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  5. 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

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    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    just funnny hahahahahahahahahah

  6. 5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

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    Posted 7 months ago

    This whole series was hialrious!

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