Derek the dork

by Bartimaeus

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I was sitting in Social Studies when I saw Derek walk in.
Ugh…
Another day of him copying off me. Another day of looking at his mediocre drawings of pokemon, and yet another day in hell…
I despise him…
He sat down next to me, offering a high five. But I acted as if i was too tired to give him one. “Wassup, Tommy Mctomtom?”
WTF ?!!?!?
“Erm, nothin much…”
“I hope you finished that study guide, cuz you know I didn’t l-o-l. That means Lots of Laughs hahaha.”
OMFG !!!! Get a life, and quit obsessing upon me you gay nerd!!! and it means Laugh out Loud you idiot…
But of course i never said any of the things i thought about him. I simply suffered through it. Every day was the same.
“Hey, Thomas, do you think this looks good? It’s a new fire breed! I call it Grackisillomon!!!”
God, kill me. Please, just kill me.
And it went on like this for the whole school year. I was so happy when I heard he went to a different HS that i almost cried. Some people just abuse your kindness…

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Average Reader Rating: 2.0 stars out of 5

  1. Derek the dork

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 9 months ago

    Lol. the sad thing is this is a true story =P

  2. Derek the dork

    White Hat's Buddy Icon White Hat

    Posted 9 months ago

    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Too authentic, with the netspeak in the narration.

    The narrator comes off as nearly as bad as the punk he’s complaining about.

  3. Derek the dork

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 9 months ago

    hey buddy, if you went through what I did, you’d understand…

  4. Derek the dork

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 9 months ago

    Hehe I guess we all have people like that in our lives…but you told it in a very interesting and likable way.

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