Facebook Romance

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Relationship Update
1/28/08, 9:07am

Maggie “Diamond” Skinner has ended her relationship with you. You are now listed as single.

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Status Update
1/28/08, 9:10am

Maggie is really freaking ticked off at that scumbag greg.

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You posted on Maggie “Diamond” Skinner’s wall.
1/28/08, 9:28am

“hey i didnt mean what i said last nite it was a joke!! im sorry baby, call me after class ok?”

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You posted on Maggie “Diamond” Skinner’s wall.
1/29/08, 2:49pm

“whats goign on maggie i never heard back from u, is evrything alright? i saw u at the library with scott but u ignored me… i love you!!!!”

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Status Update
1/29/08, 8:25pm

Maggie is feeling better today! thx scott!

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Relationship Update
1/30/08, 7:32am

Maggie “Diamond” Skinner is now in a relationship with Scott Williams.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Facebook Romance

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahahahahaha I heart it. This is great stuff.

  2. Facebook Romance

    KasumiRose's Buddy Icon KasumiRose

    Posted 5 months ago

    lol yeah that’s quite amusing. I love how if you’re paying attention this happens in three days

  3. Facebook Romance

    Brickbrick's Buddy Icon Brickbrick

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    so true, haha

  4. Facebook Romance

    Reverie's Buddy Icon Reverie

    Posted 5 months ago

    ohmylord…what’s sad is this actually happened to me. on facebook. with that stupid relationship status crap.

    except, I’m Greg, and the wonderful ex would be Miss Maggie. HAH !

    Love it though! Social networking sites destroy lives! haha =] !!

  5. Facebook Romance

    SocccerISmyLIFE's Buddy Icon SocccerISmyLIFE

    Posted 5 months ago

    haha! This is cute. I want sum1 2 sequel it!

  6. Facebook Romance

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ouch, sucks for Greg! Nice job!
    LoA

  7. Facebook Romance

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted 5 months ago

    Hilarious! I love how you make fun of Facebook. All that relationship update stuff sounds ridiculous.
    LoA

  8. Facebook Romance

    Sturek's Buddy Icon Sturek

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great idea, great execution. And I think it is very funny, just like the others. I hate social networking sites. Oh and I guess I don’t like Maggie that much either.

  9. Facebook Romance

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lolol! this was great.
    how’d you make those little block things, i wonder?

  10. Facebook Romance

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 5 months ago

    I don’t know how to type the letter, I just copy-pasted it from other places I’ve seen it: █
    LoA

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