An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob

by stylorouge

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Dearest HoboBeardBob,

I recently learned that you suffer from an incurable and rare form of swollen hemorrhoids. I am so sorry for you and your long commute to your job at the chicken plant. I know it must be hard for you to sit all day and pull the skins off of chickens.

I hope this doesn’t dampen your spirits or cause you to lose another job.

By the way, I have a cream you could use, but I don’t know if it would help at all. Oh, I almost forgot. I found a hemorrhoid donut at a yard sale last Saturday. I’ll go back this weekend, and if they still have it, I’ll get if for you. I don’t think it has been used much because it was in such good shape.

LYLAS ,
Stylorouge

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  1. An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 7 months ago

    So kind of you to think of a fellow ficleteer in need…
    LoA

  2. An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 7 months ago

    Such a weird idea for a ficlet. I’m at a loss as to what to even make of it.
    LoA

  3. An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    {After reading it, Alexa checked that Stylorouge was on her contacts list. She was relieved to see his name there.}
    ~
    I haven’t laughed so much all day.

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