Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

by Apostrophe

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Pose as a store employee. Plant yourself infront of the video game display and start playing the demo versions. When you have customers ask you questions, just ignore them. Pretend that you are on your “break”. When you reach a certain level, leave the console.

Walk to the jewlery department where they sell alarm clocks. Set them to go off in five minute intervals. Leave before anyone catches you in the act.

Next go to the snackbar and get some orange juice. Make your way to the restroom. As your on your way make an orange juice trail to resemble pee.

Go to the service desk and make phony pages over the Pa system. Make sure one of them is a clean up in isle 5. Page employees to assist customers in sections of the store that dont exist.

Finally return to the jewlery department and get on the Pa system. Make phony pages about there being an auction at the jewlery counter. Wait for a large group of people to congregate. Then make loud obnoxious pages for the manager.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    Totaly EVIL , I love it, the funniest thing you have ever written, bar none! the juice, the clocks..the PA system announcement.. have you done these things for real???
    LoA

  2. Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

    The Ghost in the Machine's Buddy Icon The Ghost in the Machine

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very nice these would definatly work. I especially liked #2 the one w/ the alarm clocks. Very ingenious.
    LoA

  3. Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 8 months ago

    I always wondered about those alarm clocks, if anybody really ever sets them. IT would be great to hear phony pages, but you’d have to move to a different phone each time and avoid the cameras when you did it. The orange juice, though, might work, or better yet, apple juice! Especially from the restrooms out to the store.

  4. Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

    Cat the Dancing Mouse's Buddy Icon Cat the Dancing Mouse

    Posted 8 months ago

    LOL ! Histerical. I wonder if you’ve done any of these..

  5. Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 8 months ago

    These r awesome!!

  6. Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHA the clock one…Aww that’s great stuff.

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