Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

by Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz

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1. Enter wearing tights and an old British cloak and start reenacting scenes from Monty Python’s Holy Grail (esp. the “oppression of the masses” scene).

2. Put on big crazy hats and boa scarves from accessories and grab really tiny kids bikes from toys with the little squeaking horn and ride around the store singing songs from High School Musical (don’t lie… we all know you’ve secretly seen it).

3. Grab bright red lipstick from cosmetics and smudge it all over your face and start dancing around singing old show tunes from like “Throughly Modern Millie”.

4. Walk in dressed like Paris Hilton carrying your dog in a large purse and start ordering the employees to do awkward duties for you.

5. Grab 100 different items and proceed to check out… then attempt to pay for the entire purchase using only coins… counting out each one… after you realize you are just a couple dollars shorts ask the cashier to void all of the items except for one in the middle… and purchase that one.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Monty Python! My favorite are the knights who say “ni” or some such thing. Have to see The Holy Grail again… Anyways, this was great fun to read.
    LoA

  2. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha.. all funny…show tunes.. Security!
    LoA

  3. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 8 months ago

    Hehe this is the best one so far.

  4. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    Cat the Dancing Mouse's Buddy Icon Cat the Dancing Mouse

    Posted 8 months ago

    Lol! Very, very, funny!

  5. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 8 months ago

    long checkout waits are the most nerve racking experiences ever and to do your last idea, well is brilliant, but evil. The people behind you would leave. I would. LOL

  6. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 8 months ago

    Lol, the last one is pure genius!!!

  7. Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHAHAH . The HSM one and the last one….hahahahaha I reallyy need to try these out…

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