Don't forget the Shuriken

by J. Dack

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“Ninjas.”

“Ninjas?”

She was looking at me like a second head had just grown out of my neck.

“Yeah, Ninjas,” I said.

“You want the groomsmen at our wedding to dress up like Ninjas?”

I nodded and started chopping peppers to throw into stir fry.

“Not tuxedos?”

“Nope.”

She frowned and chewed her bottom lip.

“And I suppose you’ll be dressed as a Ninja too?”

“Grand Ninja Master, actually,” I said.

“What am I supposed to go as?” She asked.

“Female Ninja.”

I pushed the peppers into the wok and stirred.

“Let me just make sure I have this right. You want me to get married in front of my parents and all our relatives, dressed up like a Ninja?”

“Yeah,” I said, cutting up an onion.

She frowned again and folded her arms.

“Do I get a sword?”

I grinned like a Cheshire cat.

“I love you.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Don't forget the Shuriken

    NightMaiden's Buddy Icon NightMaiden

    Posted 5 months ago

    cute! X3

  2. Don't forget the Shuriken

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious and not at all what I was expecting from either the title or the first two lines. You got me, and this is a great moment in time sort of ficlet, the essence of a quirky relationship.
    LoA

  3. Don't forget the Shuriken

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is great, cute, and very amusing. :)
    It makes me wonder if my future husband will want the groomsmen to dress like pirates…

  4. Don't forget the Shuriken

    J. Dack's Buddy Icon J. Dack

    Posted 5 months ago

    Thanks everybody :)

  5. Don't forget the Shuriken

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted about 1 month ago

    Cool she’s on board with the ninja obssession, yeah they willlive happily ever after..

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