Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

by stylorouge

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Your probably wondering why am I righting this. But please lend me you’re ears, ahem, eyes for a few moments of you’re time.

It have come to my attention that Ficlets are rampant with wrong grammer usage. I for one am appalled, as should you, to. Therefour, I would like to call it to everyones attention before it situation get out of hands.

Oftentime, the humur of a peace is lost when learned individuals, such as myself, must trudge thought a peace filled with mistakes, such as using your and you’re, or its and it’s, or even simple two, too, and to. Please proveread over you’re righting to insure that it have been spelled correct.

Nextly, it seems, too me, that unbeknown to many, that your using commas, alot. Overuse of the comma, can, and will, cause a disrupt of flow, in a peace, as well.

I do believe, that as a online community, its you’re, no hour duty, to create well-writen grameticaley correct short storeys which will be our legisy!

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    This peace be one of you’re best works. You should teach grammer too all of us ficlteers, as we is in need of lessons.
    LoA

  2. Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

    White Hat's Buddy Icon White Hat

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This is absolutely unlike paperlilies’ YouTube video on sarcasm.

  3. Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 8 months ago

    I cringe reading this, and yet I find myself laughing despite myself.
    Kermitgorf, your comment was priceless, too.
    LoA

  4. Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 8 months ago

    This is great. But, I love commas. ;) Really.

  5. Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    Spellcheck really failed ya’ this time. The other solution is to only write ficlets in a particular dialect voice, so misspellings are not errors but ‘local color’.
    LoA

  6. Grammer: A Short Treatise on the Importance of Right Usage

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 8 months ago

    Oh, it was sooo good.
    ~
    Reminded me of when I was working in the Writing Center. We were going to post an add with grammatical and spelling mistakes and only accept individuals who’d found at least 10.
    ~
    Kermit & THX , of course, have standout comments here. What else would one expect of League of Awesomeness members?

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