Hunger ATTACK!

by Robot Johnny

So there I am, trolling the reef, minding my own, when all of a sudden—BAM! It hits me.

I am one hungry shark.

What did I even eat today? I wouldn’t have left the house on an empty stomach.

Toast? Was it toast?

No, I know what it was. Leftover ribs. From that surfer I took out last week.

I wonder if… oh, good, there’s a McDonald’s.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Hunger ATTACK!

    Blood Red Sky's Buddy Icon Blood Red Sky

    Posted 8 months ago

    funny

  2. Hunger ATTACK!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    Very odd and random. Not that I’m complaining. Do sharks like McDonald’s? I always pegged them as fans of…Wendy’s?
    LoA

  3. Hunger ATTACK!

    kells' Buddy Icon kells

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    that made me laugh. a lot. =D

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