The Stamp of Doom

by Denubis

Bellow, as Howard thought of himself, swung the precious copy of Joyce’s Ulysses through the air at the troubled teen, more like the unwitting pawn, from the Kitteh Armai.

As if time turned into treacle, Agent Bellow watched the book describe a smooth arc. Midway through, his grip slipped slightly and the book cover fluttered open. The teen, unconsciously raised the stamper to protect herself.

Kathunk! The book landed. Horrified, Agent Bellow quickly looked down at the book. The due date, freshly stamped, was two weeks ago! He was holding an overdue book in his hands and it was… his… fault! With a fury born of despair he prepared to perform the unthinkable act: he opened Joyce’s Ulysses and took a deep breath.

“Certainly,” intoned Agent Bellow with voice of dread, “Ned Lambert said. Bring the camera whenever you like. I’ll get these bags cleared away from the windows. You can take it from here or from here.”

The terrified teen stared at Agent Bellow with round eyes, too stunned to object.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. The Stamp of Doom

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Bizarre to the point well past absurdity, and I love it. The stamping, the overdue, oh the humanity! Gloriously ridiculous.
    LoA

  2. The Stamp of Doom

    Denubis' Buddy Icon Denubis

    Posted 8 months ago

    Thanks. When one toys with the absurd, there’s no reason to not just fully embrace it. Half-arsed absurdity is merely silly. The alliteration somehow makes it even more absurd.

  3. The Stamp of Doom

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    Classic, well done, witty.
    LoA

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