National Spelling Bee Parody

by yoITSme

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THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE :
First Contestant: Marion Blane, word: tall.
“Definiton please?”
“Having relativley great height.”
“Please repeat the word.”
“Tall.”
“Um…can you use it in the sentence?”
“The basketball playeer was very tall.”
“Repeat por favor?”
“Tall.”
“Tall?”
“Yes tall.”
“T-A…can you spell it for me?”
“Its a spelling bee!”
“Ha just um a joke.”
“GIRL! THIS IS ON NATIONAL TV ! YOU’VE BEEN IN TEN ROUNDS OF RIGOROUS WORDS AND YOU CAN ’T EVEN SPELL TALL ?”
“T-A-L-L. All you had to do is ask me to spell it…gosh!”
Chimes sound as Marion Blane proceeds to the next round…

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Average Reader Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5

  1. National Spelling Bee Parody

    heartbeats echocho's Buddy Icon heartbeats echocho

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    wow, this was super funny! i love how you added humor to something so…serious… : ]-
    oh! BTW i’m glad that the dreaded writers block fairy finally left you alone! woop de doo for ya.
    LoA

  2. National Spelling Bee Parody

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 8 months ago

    haha, cute. i’d love to see some kid do that. all those spelling bee kids are so serious. its kind of depressing to see all these grumpy children spelling. just once, i’d like to see one little ball of wit.
    LoA

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