The Insane Knight Goes Sane

by Hobo Beard Bob

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Ted the Off-White glared at Montelban through the cell bars. The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls shivered uncontrollably.

“I-I-I’m sorry s-s-sir! I didn’t m-m-mean to lose the dwarf’s head. It w-w-was an accident,” Montelban explained frantically.

“It is too late for apologies,” Ted the Off-White replied, waving a filthy hand towards the shivering man. Montelban started to scream, but it turned into a yelp as he transformed into a miniature poodle dog.

“Hey!” the Insane Knight yelled, “I wasn’t done talking to him…and I don’t speak dog!”

Ted the Off-White turned his head to look at the Insane Knight and their eyes locked. Memories flooded into the Insane Knight’s mind. He remembered this dirty old wizard and all of the terrible things he had done, including making him go insane. He realized that he wasn’t a knight – he was the most powerful wizard in the world. For the first time in ten years, his mind was clear.

The Knight waved a hand and the cell door vanished.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Insane Knight Goes Sane

    Hobo Beard Bob's Buddy Icon Hobo Beard Bob

    Posted 5 months ago

    To celebrate Alexa’s return, I decided to write an Insane Knight ficlet for her. Hope it doesn’t disappoint.

  2. The Insane Knight Goes Sane

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 5 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    {Smiles at H.B. Bob’s comment.} That’s just lovely. It is one of my favorite Ficlets.
    ~
    I love that The Insane Knight is now the Totally Sane Wizard, but I seriously can’t stay here long. It’s almost midnight & I’ve got work in the morning.
    :)

  3. The Insane Knight Goes Sane

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    I dont speak dog.. thats a hoot..
    he’s sane.. wow didnt see that coming.. HobobeardBob, you know this series is my all time fav on ficlets!
    You should turn it into a book. ive gone back and read them all at once and kaughed so hard… insane series.
    LoA

  4. The Insane Knight Goes Sane

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 5 months ago

    Cool. I dind’t feel lost at all even tho I havn’t read the previuos ficlets. You explain the thoughts and intentions of your characters well, and that makes it more enjoyable for the reader.

  5. The Insane Knight Goes Sane

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awww!! SEQUEL !!!
    :::open weeping:::
    Hey! No one celebrated my return! I bet nobody but Tad even realized I was gone!!

  6. The Insane Knight Goes Sane

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 15 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I wasn’t done talking to him… and I don’t speak dog. Another brilliant line for the insane knight, who is now sane. That was a mouth-full.

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