Six Word Monster

by Kevin Lawver

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(I’m going to do several because I have the room)

Monster back there? Oh crap! RUN !

Born in Arizona, Grew up everywhere.

Lots of fat around my middle.

Lives the web, breathes the web.

I love bacon. It’s a vegetable!

I love music piping through headphones.

I hide the sadness with laughter.

Food smells good when I’m hungry.

Prequels

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Sequels

Write a sequel

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    Compound Fracture's Buddy Icon Compound Fracture

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love ‘em! Read in order, they could be a life story…

    A morbid ending? “Stuck in box, where’s the light?”.

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    So very you, Kevin. And I keep telling you: bacon is not a vegetable! And an apple turnover does not count as a serving of fruit.
    LoA

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    Eckhouse's Buddy Icon Eckhouse

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Five stars for BACON .
    LoA

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    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 5 months ago

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    Very nice job. I like all of ‘em!
    LoA

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    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 5 months ago

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    I hide the sadness with laughter.
    —my favorite.
    and i agree with above – long live bacon. well.. you get it.

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    hahaha! I agree! go bacon!

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    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 5 months ago

    ....................BAGHUUUUUUUNNNNNN….yummy.

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    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What stovohobo said.

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    Geheim Sir Ayita's Buddy Icon Geheim Sir Ayita

    Posted 5 months ago

    i like the ‘Born in Arizona, grew up everywhere.” very reminis of a patchy child hood

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    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 5 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I’m not sure how the one about bacon qualifies as a memoir, but it was funny nonetheless.

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    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Excuse Meeeee!
    But an apple turnover DOES count as a serving of fruit!
    Hides from approaching angry Mother
    But bacon is sure not a vegetable! LOL
    :D

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    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted 5 months ago

    Bacon is so a vegetable. It says so on my t-shirt.

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    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 5 months ago

    I sequeled one of your memoirs in an attempt at THX ’s challenge of a challenge. happy reading!

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    howhardlifeis' Buddy Icon howhardlifeis

    Posted 4 months ago

    lol i loved it!

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    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted 2 months ago

    HAHA !!! Bacccuuunnnnn…. this is random but listen.
    This vegetarian that I went to church camp with was upset because she couldn’t eat some of the food that they were serving one day, and so I told her to go get some of the beans. She said that she couldn’t because she was vegitarian, and that beans werew meat.
    No lie.
    loved the ficlet btw!

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