A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton

by J.B. Williams

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She woke up at eleven. This is going to be a long day, Paris thought. I have a photo shoot, a meet and greet, an album signing and then I have to show up at two clubs. She sighed. She showed up a half hour late to the photo shoot. It’s their time, not mine she thought. She left twenty minutes earlier than wrap time. I have to let the fans see me. She sighed. She made it early to the meet and greet and then left early, claiming that she was sick.

Paris walked into the store of the album signing and promptly left, claiming, “a Mexican tried to hit on me and I felt uncomfortable in that environment. I apologize to all my fans for this unforseeable circumstance.” In truth, the man whom she was refering to was Puerto Rican and from New York. She left to rest and overslept one scheduled club. She went to the other, Club Duvet. Naturally she didn’t talk about how great the club was, she just got drunk and made out with a black guy. A day in the life.

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  1. A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    Ah, the grueling life of celebrity.

  2. A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 8 months ago

    you forgot to mention her apperance on TMZ !

  3. A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton

    madwriter108's Buddy Icon madwriter108

    Posted 7 months ago

    yea, her life must be soooooooo haaaaaarrrrrrrrrddddddd!!!!!!!!!!(yeah right.)

  4. A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton

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    Posted 7 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    I like that she knows the word “environment”.
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  5. A Day In The Life of Paris Hilton

    J.B. Williams' Buddy Icon J.B. Williams

    Posted 7 months ago

    See, she learned that word at a Live 8 concert. So she thinks that the world outside of the club is an “environment.”

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