Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

by Stovohobo

Oh, look at all the flashy lights…

The podium rocked a little under my hands. Nervous? Absolutely not. Anticipating? Of course.

“Senator Clinton, how do you feel about Obama winning in recent polls?”

“I feel that he is a worthy competitor, and that I will be glad about the outcome either way.” If he wins, I swear, I’ll have to set Bill on him or something…

“Hillary, what do you think about taking on the role as President?”

“Well, not too many people have had to campaign with the prospect of inheriting two wars, failing economy, a health care crisis – not since Truman, anyway.” Some historian told me that, I think. Sounds smart, at least.

“Do you think you can affect women’s rights?”

Good thing I forgot the Visine. “I aim to change all this mess that underlies our…” A sob. Perfect. “Oh, I’m sorry.”

“Do you feel as though you are using underhanded ways to gain office?”

Loud orange hat, remember that guy. “Underhanded?”

“You’re crying, Senator Clinton.”

“Oh – oh, yes I am.”

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  1. Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

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    Posted 5 months ago

    hahaha. brilliance.

  2. Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

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    Posted 5 months ago

    very good!i hope bill doesn’t attack me for writing this, but you’re right! She is a liar! i loved that bit about her crying…...classic!(sort of)”you’re crying, senator clinton,” LOL !!!!!!!!!:)

  3. Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

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    Posted 5 months ago

    i’m very impressed, dude!you are wicked funny!!!!

  4. Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

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    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    :) I love this.
    DOWN WITH HILARY CLINTON !!!!
    ahem…
    LoA

  5. Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

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    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny. I don’t think a politician worthy of the title doesn’t use “underhanded” ways to gain what they want. It’s all a gigantic game. May the best player win. ;) (Or the one with the most cheat codes.)

  6. Our Emotional, Sensitive, Empowered, Lying, Cheating, Power-Greedy Candidate (Madwriter108's Presidential Election Challenge)

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    Posted 5 months ago

    LOL !!! This is hilarious!! I agree with Dreamer. Good story Stovohobo!

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