Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

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Saint chuck: What is the total combined length of all the bridges in Venice?
Let the total combined length of bridges in Venice=x. [30 + –18/3 {53,420 ÷ 12.54609x (0.968% • 0.62 / x ) } + 42] = x. And there you have it.

Kermitgorf: why can’t we see the other side of the moon?
It’s facing away from us, silly.

Kermitgorf: Can God make a rock so big even he can’t lift it?
Yo. Nes.

Normal Is So YESTERDAY !: Umm… what is my name? Ha! You won’t know it.
Let’s see…how to explain this nicely…your parents have lied to you. All your life. When you were found by your parents in the mid-90s, lying in a gutter, they decided to name you Firenze. Then , by the time you were three and could start remembering things, they decided it was too embarrassing of a name and starting calling you what you think your name is now. Sorry to break it to you this way, but you wanted the truth.

Normal Is So YESTERDAY !: Umm…who sings the song The Girls A Straight Up Hustler?
All Time Low if you really want to know.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    Bizarre answers to silly questions. My favorite was the Yo and Nes answers to the rock question.
    LoA

  2. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 6 months ago

    Ok, but I actually need the answer for a project in school ^^

  3. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Tarmaie's Buddy Icon Tarmaie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Finally! I’ve been waiting for this…As entertaining as expected.

  4. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 6 months ago

    I liked the explanation for Normal is so Yesterday’s name. Kind of harsh to put it out here where anyoen could read it, but there you go.

  5. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    Good aswers.. yo nes… you’re a silly lad master Stovo.
    LoA

  6. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3's Buddy Icon Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yeah, I know All Time Low is like my secret obsession! I know they were both pretty stupid!

  7. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha. I loved this. I was like how is he gunna come up with all the answers?? I see how now, lol.
    LoA

  8. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    hahaha! this is hilarious! smart!

  9. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3's Buddy Icon Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Naw, that’s not my name! But, the story’s pretty close to my own (replace gutter with scary orphanage)!

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Haha, this is funny stuff. I love all time low!!!!!

  11. Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

    Yeah Write!'s Buddy Icon Yeah Write!

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha! great answers, stovo!
    ~
    I LOVEEEE ALLL TIME LOOOOWWWWWWW !!!!!!! haha

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    RunningWithScissors' Buddy Icon RunningWithScissors

    Posted 6 months ago

    yummy.
    All Time Low.

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