Ficlets

I’m a little pressed for time write now (get it? it’s a writing…oh forget it.) so I’ll have to get to the about me part later.

Prequels, sequels, and comments of all sorts appreciated!

Update: I’m in high school. Whoopdeefreakindoo. Not that different from middle school to say the truth although in this school we actually have hallways and real walls! Don’t ask.

I would now like to proudly introduce myself as the Zombie Princess Of Awesomeness! I have joined the most amazing and awesome organization there has ever been! Bow down to me!... I mean, hi.

My fave quotes:

Not to be rude but I really don’t care if Kennedy is undergoing surgery for a brain tumor.
-Autumn when she was looking for information on the Universal Studio Wildfire.

Suicide is stupid. Just kill the thing that bothers you.
-Me to my dad who thought it was hilarious and put it in his myspace

See, it’s not good to be a stand out freak by yourself because then you’re just some weird freak but if you’re a freak with all your friends you’re a group of awesome freaks.
-Heather (said with many hand gestures added in)

Heather: Well, he sorta has to be ugly because if he was hot he wouldn’t be a nerd.
Dramatic pause.
Kylie: I’m a hot nerd.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them. – George Bush

There are three sides of an arguement—your side, my side and the right side.

“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” -George W. Bush

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Why are people afraid of the dark? You should be afraid of the light because in the light you can see the gun pointed at your head.