1.Zombie Survival Guide Book Part 2

by SKermitgorf

“What’s the book say about killin em?”, an excited Len wanted desperately to know.

“Page 299, How to kill a Zombie. If you have weaponry, preferably guns and plenty of ammo, shoot on sight, from a distance. Any household item that is heavy or sharp will do in an emergency surprise situation,” Brain read. “Be sure to aim for their heads, as it is the brain, low functioning as it is, that controls a Zombie. Chop off the head, if you are brave enough to get close enough.”

“This survival guide rocks man,” said Len. “Let’s get down to the gun shop and get us some weapons man.”

“We’ll need supplies too, like plenty of water, canned good, candy bars and beer, “Brian said.

“Yeah don’t forget the beer dude,” said Len.

“When faced with an overwhelming amount of Zombies, if your choice of hiding place and weaponry fails you, Run,” Brian read.

“Good advice, this dude really knows his stuff man,” said Len.

“Dude what was that?, did you hear a noise outside?,” a startled Brian asked.

“And so it begins,” said Len.

Comments

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  1. 1.Zombie Survival Guide Book Part 2

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    interesting.. yeah man.. not forgetting the beer.. total necesity! his beer breath would kill him instantly!!

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    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    gasp a noise outside? I’m curious to know more…keep writing!
    LoA

  3. 1.Zombie Survival Guide Book Part 2

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 6 months ago

    Like, dude, this is so radical, man! Like, I could read this dude’s ficlets for a while, ya know what I’m sayin’, brah? Duuuuuuuudde…

  4. 1.Zombie Survival Guide Book Part 2

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    Great back and forth between the two guys (who are perhaps not so bright) and the text. Candy bars are a definite priority. Very somber line at the end there.
    LoA

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