Renard, Le Hero

by THX 0477

Hardly believing his eyes, Renard watched the scene unfold before his eyes like the movies he adored so much. The man whizzed by in a blur. Words were exchanged and a gun drawn. He should act. He should say something suave. He should be the hero.

Yes, right, he should act. Renard looked to his left. Renard looked to his right. Renard looked back into his own apartment for, a brief moment considering abandoning the whole situation, chances with the intoxicating beauty across the hall be damned. Renard looked forward, into the oft dreamed of the apartment.

This was bigger than scoring points with a woman. He asked himself what would Jimmy, Humphrey, or John do? Unable to do the things these heroes of the silver screen might do, Renard did the only thing he could think of. As the beautiful woman was thrown to the floor, he charged, silently, swiftly, face twitching all the way.

His foot caught the Persian rug. The world went blurry. His forehead collided with something very solid and head-like.

Comments

  1. Renard, Le Hero

    Nouvelle Bardot's Buddy Icon Nouvelle Bardot

    Posted 4 months ago

    eek! this was so AWESOME ! i must sequel.
    LoA

  2. Renard, Le Hero

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 4 months ago

    Woo hoo!! All this excitement!!!
    Oh, and also, I read the list of people who joined the LoA, and I think Murphyrose27 now goes by Celestic 23, which might explain why you can’t find a Ficlet by her. Someone correct me if I’m wrong…

  3. Renard, Le Hero

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 4 months ago

    Woo hoo!! All this excitement!!!
    Oh, and also, I read the list of people who joined the LoA, and I think Murphyrose27 now goes by Celestic 23, which might explain why you can’t find a Ficlet by her. Someone correct me if I’m wrong…

  4. Renard, Le Hero

    leala1953's Buddy Icon leala1953

    Posted 4 months ago

    a bumbling hero? This is addicting!

  5. Renard, Le Hero

    Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz's Buddy Icon Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz

    Posted 4 months ago

    I love this new character… and no offense but Humphrey Bogart cannot be put in the same league as Jimmy Stewart. Although he was pretty awesome in “Sabrina”.

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