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Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)

Alexis DeHearts: Because I am getting a known known, a known unknown and an unknown unknown as a pets, I want to know what kind of box I should put them in, and if I can keep them in one box together or if they should be seperated?

Well, Alexis, your first problem is that in getting a known known and an unknown unknown at the same time, you are in fact pitting two of Nature’s fiercest foes against each other. That, coupled with the fact that unknown unknowns put in boxes inevitably chew their owners to a pulp the following morning, will no doubt create a very difficult first few days of pet-training.

So anyway, we have established that the unknown unknown should indeed have no box – or be put together with a known known. A known unknown, however, is compatible with either creature. Oh, and the known known should be put in a steel 12”x13”x10” box. The known unknown can have a regular lapdog-sized container.

I hope my instructions have been as enlightening as your question was, Ms. DeHearts. Take care.

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Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
Stovohobo
Posted 7 months ago

For the record, my original answer was 493 characters longer, involving the philosophy of said pets, and the negatives and positives of them – or, indeed the inherent lack of either.
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
Blusparrow
Posted 7 months ago

this is hilarious! Known Known and Unknown Unknown! lol!
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
flute faerie
Posted 7 months ago

Very nice answer!
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
flute faerie
Posted 7 months ago

Very nice answer!
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
flute faerie
Posted 7 months ago

Very nice answer!
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
flute faerie
Posted 7 months ago

oops, my b. didnt mean 2 do that.
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
emma jo_234
Posted 7 months ago

haHAH. Very good answer. Hilarious.
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
THX 0477
Posted 7 months ago

Flute faerie thought that was a very, very, very nice answer. Funny absurd response to an absurd question. Well done. This is why I don’t like pets—way to complicated.
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.:band baby:.
Posted 7 months ago

So funny, nice job Stovo!
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Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
SKermitgorf
Posted 7 months ago

very funny..wish I knew what was unknown…
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Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
Overlooked_Merchandise
Posted 7 months ago

great answer i guess….by the way, what the heck is a known known, a known unknown and an unknown unknown anyway?
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
Apostrophe
Posted 7 months ago

where can I get one.. For some reason this story reminds me of guinea pigs.. I have no idea why. Entertaining story.. like always.
Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)
Music-Hearted
Posted 7 months ago

Quite amusing, nice job with this!
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