Bart's zombie survival plan

by Bartimaeus

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Operation Pigmy

Alright everyone, here’s the deal (Claps hands together).

Anyone over 5 feet tall is to come to the White House. I am a good friend of Mr. Bush. If you’re under 5 feet tall, you will be placed in the trenches that surround the White house. A wall shall be built slightly behind the trench encircling the White House, so they can’t get in.

All those under 5 feet tall will be equiped with the latest zombie-fighting gear (holds up staple gun). you guys should be able to hold them off while we supply you with water balloons and stale bread.

We, on the other hand, will be ensuring the human race is being carried on. Therefore, Jessica alba and Pamela anderson are to preside in the Oval Office with me.

If the Zombies get into the whitehouse, we’ll have Al Gore there to beat them to death with his bullshit.

Oh, and one more thing: If Hillary gets elected, we all die =)

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Bart's zombie survival plan

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I hope we die.. lol.

  2. Bart's zombie survival plan

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very toungue in cheep funny satire.

  3. Bart's zombie survival plan

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    umm, I’m NOT going in that pit. Are you measuring height with shoes on or off????
    LOL very conversational, but if I were your friend listening in, I would playfully slap you for the short jokes.

    LoA

  4. Bart's zombie survival plan

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 6 months ago

    off, not a mili-inch shorter than 5 feet

  5. Bart's zombie survival plan

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 6 months ago

    Haha…this was funny. Poor kids, though…they can’t help that they’re not taller yet. =)

  6. Bart's zombie survival plan

    ♥Reel_Nice♥'s Buddy Icon ♥Reel_Nice♥

    Posted 5 months ago

    as stupid as it is, its a very good satire.

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