Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

by Stovohobo

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1.Why can’t us women put on masscara with our mouth closed?

2. What is the orgin of a waffle?
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1.Oh – women can close their mouths?

2.Waffles don’t have organs. We eat them so we can fill our organs.

Bartimaeus: So, if a tree falls and there’s no1 around to hear it, does it make a sound? Explain your answer.
Now, I present this as a theory, because if I say just yes or no you’re going to ask why, and I can’t stand any more of your useless babbling. The persons, who may or may not be No-One, as Odysseus put it in The Odyssey, may or may not be able to hear it anyway – for, in the same story, Odysseus did clog his ears with wax. If he approached this tree as No-One, however, without wax in his ears, I assume he would be able to hear it; but as I wouldn’t be there, I wouldn’t know. I could only hope some insane Greek figure would notate it down for us on whether he did or not.

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  1. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 4 months ago

    It’s amazing how many questions and answers you can’t fit into one ficlet.
    ~
    All insults or sarcasms were used purely in jest. I don’t mean to offend. =)

  2. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ur gonna get heat for answwr 1 part 1
    I’m sure no waffles took offense.
    and i wasnt in a forrest one time and a tree fell and I didnt hear it. so it didnt make a sound or i would have heard it.
    LoA

  3. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 4 months ago

    hahahaha…i love your clever answers
    LoA

  4. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    The first one was riotously funny. It may get you slapped at some point, but it was funny. 3 is a pet peeve of mine, but that’s just cause I got way to into Physic 101 & 102. But that’s me.
    LoA

  5. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ya know. Some girls actually can stop talking thank you very much. lol. But it was still very funny. I love reading your answers.
    LoA

  6. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 4 months ago

    lol, i do kinda babble with my deep thought sometimes

  7. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 4 months ago

    I loled at #1.

  8. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Geheim Sir Ayita's Buddy Icon Geheim Sir Ayita

    Posted 4 months ago

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    grrr heat yu will get from 1…!!

    just like to add MY mouth is closed alot of the time…when im sleeping ha! lol

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    ○○♥Promises Broken & Backs Turned♥○○'s Buddy Icon ○○♥Promises Broken & Backs Turned♥○○

    Posted 4 months ago

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    Oh, my god, she spelt origins wrong! How can you do that BUTTERNUT ???
    I was laughing out loud at the answers.

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 4 months ago

    O.o… my mouth only closes when I’m eating… my mouth is open all the time, apart from that.hehe.

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    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 4 months ago

    hahhaah i love ur answer to number 1!

  12. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Eternal♥'s Buddy Icon Eternal♥

    Posted 4 months ago

    proof we woman can’t keep our mouths shut…
    were all leaving opinions on #1 [including me]
    lmaooo

  13. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    yoITSme's Buddy Icon yoITSme

    Posted 4 months ago

    i see you still cant answer my question…I STUMPED YOU !!!

  14. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Music-Hearted's Buddy Icon Music-Hearted

    Posted 4 months ago

    Love your answers. I don’t think I’m logical (or illogical) enough to do this myself, so great job!

  15. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 4 months ago

    #1 – i laughed.
    though you deserve a good slap, and lecture, but then i’d feel stupid, so here at least is a virtual slap for your insensitivity to womenkind: * slap *.

  16. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Yeah Write!'s Buddy Icon Yeah Write!

    Posted 4 months ago

    silly boy!

  17. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 4 months ago

    haha! I get it because Odysseus told the cyclopes that his name was no body. I love greek mythology!

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    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 4 months ago

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    Oh – women can close their mouths?
    Hilarious! And also – about number two – I think the person who asked it meant origin of a waffle, and not organ.
    Very funny!
    LoA

  19. Stump the Stovo! Answers #3

    Valley Fey/Pinprick's Buddy Icon Valley Fey/Pinprick

    Posted 4 months ago

    You amuse, Stovohobo…

    It’s true, I never can seem to close my mouth. I wonder why that is… :P

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