Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator

by Cat the Dancing Mouse

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1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing
the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or
her to call you Mr. Brightside.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM ” – and back away slowly.

7. Say -DING at each floor.

8. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare, evily grinning at another passenger for a while,
then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask:
“Is that your beeper?”

12. Order a pizza on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal
space.”

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  1. Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator

    User 7961's Buddy Icon User 7961

    Posted 4 months ago

    OMG ! That is sooo funny! Great Job!

  2. Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    1, 6, 13, were my favorites.. they were all very funny..
    LoA

  3. Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL ! I don’t think 12 is a good idea though..

  4. Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 4 months ago

    i have never laughed this hard since the one about wal mart. Holy cow these are awesome!

  5. Infinitive Ways To Creep People Out in an Elevator

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I swear to God, I have never laughed this hard at anything on Ficlets. Ever ever ever. I cracked up when I read this. I liked 1, 5, 7, and….oh never mind, I adored them all. This is terrific.

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