KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

by Papa Drybear

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Be the first one on your street to try the new creation of Chef Homero Cantu. Kitty Sushi.

Kitty Sushi is made of live, small kitty… as seen in the photo.

Packaging from Japan lists Kitty Sushi as the cure of numerous ills, including back pain, leg cramps and as the wrapper says, “make happy time you will.”

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Average Reader Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5

  1. KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

    Creepy Cats' Buddy Icon Creepy Cats

    Posted about 1 year ago

    ” HUH HUH HUH , I’ll bid on that kitty.”

  2. KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

    User 101's Buddy Icon User 101

    Posted about 1 year ago

    can I get some salmon roe and saki with that? if so, I bid $15

  3. KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

    kushimo's Buddy Icon kushimo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “make happy time you will” eye rike!

  4. KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

    Alley Cats' Buddy Icon Alley Cats

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I don’t want to eat the poor cat.

  5. KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

    ideaprison's Buddy Icon ideaprison

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    haha funny!

  6. KITTY SUSHI FOR SALE

    Dossy's Buddy Icon Dossy

    Posted about 1 year ago

    1.0 out of 5 stars

    This is not … a story.

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    User 995's Buddy Icon User 995

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    So spoke ‘animal lover’:
    “Don’t be so evil and don’t put such horrible things on your website. You will encourage cruelty to animals.”

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