Ficlets

These are the rules. I didn’t make them up, so don’t complain to me. I’m just the messenger, really.

1. Don’t kill people.
2. Don’t steal stuff.
3. Be nice.

Now, there were more of them, but that’s basically it, guys. Ok? Any questions? Yes, you at the back?

No, that bunch of Egyptians don’t count, and hey, it was the big fella that killed most of them, so don’t beat yourself up, ok? Yes, you over by the big rock?

Yes, it’s fine to take stuff if it’s in the middle of nowhere and there’s no one around. I think. I’ll check that one actually. Good point, well done.

Ok, are we clear? It’s all common sense really. Oh, and I forgot, we’ve got to build a box. I know, I didn’t get it either, but apparently it’s got to be done. Anybody got any gold? You, over there with the big, shiny cow thing, got any use for that? Cool.

Right, I think that’s about it, people. The big Kahuna’s rooting for you, He said so Himself. You know what? It’s all milk and honey from here on in kids. I promise. You guys trust me, right?