Real Friends

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“Well, I guess you owe me an arm.”

Tim looked at his room mate. “What the hell are you talking about?”

“Well,” Albert said, “We’ve been having trouble with the landlord, right?”

“Yeah, we’re two days late with the rent because payday isn’t until tomorrow, and he’s been calling every two or three hours asking if we’ve come up with it.”

“Right. And do you remember what you said yesterday?”

“Not really. What are you…”

“God, you’re so dense! You told me, ‘I’d give my right arm to anyone who can get rid of him!’”

“Uh, Al. That’s a figure of speech. I just meant I would love it if someone could get him to lay off the harassment.”

Albert paled. “Oh… Uh… Do you consider me a real friend?”

“Of course I do. Why?”

“Well, do you know the old saying, ‘Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies?’”

Comments

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol, that’s hilarious!

  2. Real Friends

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    OMG !! Excellent!! Talk about a twist, now that is a twist!

  3. Real Friends

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    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I heart your twisty endings!

  4. Real Friends

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    a true, though dense friend. I love your stand alone stories. no sequels.. none necessary really, they get to the point so well in just one ficlet.
    Very Talented.
    LoA

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