Sandwich, Bass stuff

by Jenunique

Tommy looked over at the gear he’d brought with him. No way could he haul in that big bass on the rod he had with him. Plus, he his reel was loaded with four pound test line. He wasn’t even sure he could tie a decent knot that would hold a lure that would catch that bass’ attention to get a strike.

“Look Mr. BlueCat. I know he’s a pain. He’s a pain for me. But my daddy’s working. I can’t tie a good knot and I don’t have any bass stuff.” Tommy shrugged his shoulders and moved back to his rod and reel, readying to cast back for more bream.

“Eet iz Bleu, no Blue. Shtupeed, buuee. Und, eef ew, hev sahn weesh, ew hev bess shtush,” Bleu_Cat answered as he went down for another _breath. Tommy looked puzzled. As BleuCat resurfaced, Tommy said, “Sanwish?” Breakfast?”

“Sahnstwish, besh stusfsh.”

“Sandwish, bandstuff?”

They stare at each other for a long moment. Obviously the communication had broken down, between boy and fish.

Suddenly Tommy grinned, “Sandwich, Bass stuff!!

Bleu slapped the water, “OUI!”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Sandwich, Bass stuff

    Fantasy's Buddy Icon Fantasy

    Posted 8 months ago

    haha, very cute story

  2. Sandwich, Bass stuff

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    i’m pictureing the late great Peter sellers as Pink Panther.
    LoA

  3. Sandwich, Bass stuff

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great minds think alike, Kermitgorf. My mind switches back and forth between Sellers and b-movie great Bruce Campbell and his “French” waiter in Spider-Man 3. I’m loving this one. :D

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