Letters to Amberly: Greetings From Graceland

by Nouvelle Bardot

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Dear Amberly,

You were right. I should overcome my fear of flying. But taking a roadtrip was all your idea and now I can officially blame all of my blatant misery on you. Thank you Amberly for suggesting taking a southern route, I am by far sweating my face off. Next time you see my horribly melted features, blame yourself.

On the other hand, I now have many terribly amusing and embarrassing stories to share, and a new inspiration for a novel. But don’t expect to get any of the profits. Consider it a favor, Amberly.

And do tell your hideous crone of a mother to shove herself off a cliff for sending that letter to my uncle. I hope birds pluck out her liver for eternity among the blazing fires of hell. Its the least she deserves.

I shall send you a postcard from Graceland as promised so thank you for the kitschy detour I have to endure now. No, I will not send a picture of me next to Elvis imposters.

Sincerely yours,
Kingsley

P.S. I will of course take pictures of aforementioned imposters.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Letters to Amberly: Greetings From Graceland

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I absolutely love the bitter/sweetness of the attitude in the letter.

  2. Letters to Amberly: Greetings From Graceland

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    very bitter.. roadtrips alone are no fun.
    LoA

  3. Letters to Amberly: Greetings From Graceland

    Tarmaie's Buddy Icon Tarmaie

    Posted 4 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    You really do love that word, kitsch, don’t you. lol

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