Let Sleeping Dragons Lie

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

It popped open an eye and looked at me. Half of me was screaming, “What, exactly, do you think you’re doing, you idiot!” The other half was saying, “Yeah! That’s it! You tell that lazy D&D reject!”

For some stupid, unfathomable reason, I listened to the latter voice.

“Oh, good. You’re awake. Now, get the hell out of my way! I’m in a hurry!”

It opened both eyes, blinked, and yawned. I am so glad that it’s not possible to puke in astral space, because i would have. What did this thing do? Pop into the real world and eat roadkill skunk 24/7?!

It leaned in close and sniffed me. I had been standing right in front of it for a good two minutes, and now I chose to notice it’s teeth. It’s large, sharp, pointy, set-phasers-on-puree teeth.

Oh, this should be interesting, it said. Well, thought. Dragons communicate through telepathy. Their snouts aren’t really built for speech. I think I’ll give you thirty seconds to come up with a good excuse for waking me before I decide to eat you.

Oh, yay. Lovely.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Let Sleeping Dragons Lie

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Fun take on mythical, magical stuff. Nice job on the internal thought processes and over all character of this traveller.
    LoA

  2. Let Sleeping Dragons Lie

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Telepathy on the astral plane makes the most sense. Especially with the dragon. The wisest of the wisest creatures that ever walked/flew the earth. Wonderful. :)

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