Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire

by Hobo Beard Bob

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The dragon named Horse perched on the roof of Ted the Off-White’s tower and tried to look as menacing as a dragon named Horse could possibly look. Tlod the Dwarf sat on the dragons back and held his hands over his ears.

“Gods! Did you have to roar that loud?” he shouted.

“I was striking fear into their hearts!” Horse replied.

“And striking me deaf at the same time. I’m already dead – give me a break.”

The fire elemental appeared in front of them. “IT IS TOO LATE TO SAVE YOUR FRIEND . TED THE OFF -WHITE IS FINISHING HIM OFF AS WE SPEAK .”

“Save…our friend? He is still alive, Horse! We can still save him!” shouted Tlod.

“YOU’LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE TOWER ’S DEFENSES FIRST ,” the elemental boomed.

“And what might that be?” Horse asked.

“UM…ME I GUESS !” the elemental answered.

“No problem, then,” Horse said as he hiked his hind leg and urinated on the elemental, extinguishing it forever.

“Did that seem too easy to you?” Tlod asked.

“Yeah…a little,” replied the dragon.

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  1. Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Um.. me I guess… lol and urnianting on the fire Elimental…
    Classic Monty Pythonesque. By far funniest thing ever. You need to publish these for the masses to enjoy.
    Never laughed so hard since anything Niel Gaimen wrote and he’s the master of this genre..until you ursurped him in my opinion.
    LoA

  2. Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Um.. me I guess… lol and urnianting on the fire Elimental…
    Classic Monty Pythonesque. By far funniest thing ever. You need to publish these for the masses to enjoy.
    Never laughed so hard since anything Niel Gaimen wrote and he’s the master of this genre..until you ursurped him in my opinion.
    LoA

  3. Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL
    That’s all I have to say.
    LoA

  4. Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Extremely good dialogue.
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    I love that they came for vengence and the fire elemental gave them hope.
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    LoA

  5. Tlod and Horse Put Out A Fire

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 15 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Another great use for dragon urine, right here. Read all about it!

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