The Stupid Base-Ball Playing Stage Crew Guy

by wytherwings

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The ocean was waving and swirling, and running all over the stage. Yes, runnign all over teh stage. We had to look like real water after all.

All of a sudden I heard a big crash from off stage! For a second I looked over at the analogue clock (off stage), now broken because one of the stage crew was stupid enough to be throwing an acorn around back stage right in the middle of a show! I wondered if the stage crew guy had ever played baseball, becuase it hit the clock hard enough for it to fall off the wall and onto the thermometer.

Now, this wouldn’t have really concerned me, but glass shards came flying out onto the stage! Right in the middle of the storm scene! (hence the ocean). I figured the only thing I could do was keep dancing and hope that I didn’t get hit.

Hooray! I didn’t get hit! But my friend did. Fortunatly, she had a jar of peanut butter on hand to fix it up. It’s a little known fact, but peanut butter gets glass shards out with virtually no pain! See, you learn something new every day!

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Stupid Base-Ball Playing Stage Crew Guy

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 7 months ago

    Very amusing use of the challenge vocabulary. And thanks for the tip on peanut butter. I’ll definitely…not try that. Really hilarious visual to imagine here.
    LoA

  2. The Stupid Base-Ball Playing Stage Crew Guy

    heartbeats echocho's Buddy Icon heartbeats echocho

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaha i echo THX very amusing indeed.
    great job :)
    LoA

  3. The Stupid Base-Ball Playing Stage Crew Guy

    confusified's Buddy Icon confusified

    Posted 7 months ago

    heee, funny

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