The Bizarre Life of CherryPop McGee

by Melia

Yes. My actual name is CherryPop. No, I don’t know what the hell my mother was thinking when she named me. I was a bit busy at the time what with the trauma of being born and all.

My mother was eccentric. There’s just no other word for it. You know how some people try to trick their brains into getting some extra sleep by setting their alarm clocks ahead by ten or fifteen minutes? Well, my mom actually stops time itself so she can doze a bit longer. She doesn’t do it often of course because you get into a whole mess of trouble with the Time Council but sometimes she likes trouble.

I’m her only child. I love my mother but sometimes, like now, I wish she was a little more normal. My life has never been normal. How could it be with a powerful witch for a mother and a necromancer for a father? I grew up in world where vampires and zombies and all manner of ghosties are real. Some of them were good friends of mine.

Here’s the thing. The supernatural stuff isn’t scary. And the world is starting to get that now.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Bizarre Life of CherryPop McGee

    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted 7 months ago

    One of my family members (can’t remember if it was my grandfather or mom) used to say “eccentric is ‘crazy’ for rich people.”

  2. The Bizarre Life of CherryPop McGee

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I hope you sequel this many times, a promising seires with a original,funny named, heroine.
    Much applause to you Melia!
    LoA

  3. The Bizarre Life of CherryPop McGee

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is soooo good! And so original. I love original! Have I mentioned that I love this? :D hehe

  4. The Bizarre Life of CherryPop McGee

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 5 months ago

    Original and funny. Love the “I was a bit busy at the time what with the trauma of being born and all.”

  5. The Bizarre Life of CherryPop McGee

    PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)'s Buddy Icon PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    just started this series. lets see what happens sounds good sofar.
    LoA

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