I Am Nerd

by Dreamer

Ok, as the radius of the courtyard is approximately 15 feet, and the circumference of the circle is 15pi2, or 30pi, and if I travel at a rate of 1ft per stride, at 2 seconds per stride and D= R x T, then 30pi=2sec.per ft x T then I should be able to walk from here, assuming I am at 130 degree arc from the door, 13/36of 30 pi div. by 2sec. per ft = Time so I should be able to arrive at the door in 17 seconds with a marginal error of 4 seconds.
I glanced at my watch and started walking. 16 seconds.
“Hey Vaughn! What are you doing?”
I ignored the voice and entered the door. I walked to my friends and then I saw her. I began calculating, using Tangent, Pythagorean Theorem, and the Distance formula how long it would take me to walk over to her. Ha, like I had the guts.
D=square root of (tan(36)2 +202) R= 2ft per sec T= variable
God she was pretty, why did I have to be such a nerd?

Comments

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  1. I Am Nerd

    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted 7 months ago

    gr, stupid exponents aren’t working.

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    lilfroggie1007's Buddy Icon lilfroggie1007

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    OMG . This is sooooooooo me. My friends are gonna laugh when they see this. Nice.

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    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 7 months ago

    aha, that’s awesome!
    LoA

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    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh my gosh. Totally sounds like me and my friends. Except we don’t understand the formulas we use we just use them. haha. very nice.

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    snakepandafox<3's Buddy Icon snakepandafox<3

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HUH ???? hahah i’m not vry smart wen it cums 2 that stuff hahhaha but it’s a gud story

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Lol, thats funny. Sounds really realistic. I just now came upon this series, so srry I sorta missed the boat. I’m catching up though.

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    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted 4 months ago

    hmm… what’s really sad about this is that the formulas are all correct… well I feel nerdy. haha.

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    howhardlifeis♄'s Buddy Icon howhardlifeis♄

    Posted 4 months ago

    haha this is so funny..and yeahh quite the nerd. it’s okay, I know people like this.

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