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A TSM!

by paper flowers

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Meanwhile Sir Gavin and Sir Damien are getting settled in their room. Sir Gavin gazes out the window, wondering how long it will be before he gets to go home. He dearly misses his woman, Eunice. Her frizzy black hair, her wrinkled face…
“Sir Damien, when do you think they’ll release us?”
“They may never let us leave, Sir Gavin.”
“Oh fie!”
Yes, indeed. Which is why I’ve come up with an M.E.P.”
“A mep?”
“No, an M-E-P”
“A Manly European Poncho?”
“No, a…”
“Massive Edible Potatoes?”
“No! A Master Escape Plan!”
“Oh. Proceed.”
“Well, I think if we get enough spoons, we can excavate a fairly large hole through this here wall. Then…”
Suddenly, the door opens. Why, it’s our good friend, Sir Sebastian! He appears to have some news. Let’s hear what he has to say.
“My fellow knights, we have a TSM !”
“A Tipsy Singing Martian?”
“Will you shut up, Sir Gavin! What is a TSM , Sir Sabastian?”
“A Top Secret Mission!”

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A TSM!
Disturbed Youth
Posted 4 months ago

Eunice!
A TSM!
OrangeOreos
Posted 4 months ago

EUNICE !
Fie on you, you little cheater…
Just wait ‘til I get me hands on you, Eunice!
(Sorry, inside joke)

hilarious all around! One of my favorite ficlets!

I really need to get myself a manly European poncho…
A TSM!
paper flowers
Posted 4 months ago

u should ;-) after all, who wouldn’t want a manly European poncho?
A TSM!
Dragon_sun 515
Posted 4 months ago

Massive Edible Potatoes and a Manly European Poncho? How do you come up with this stuff? Now if you don’t mind I have a tipsy singing martian in my way…
A TSM!
.:band baby:.
Posted 4 months ago

ahaha, deffinitally gotta love Sir Gavin!
LoA