Trying Dialog A Deux: A Trialog

by THX 0477

Ugh, get off the danged computer, for the umpteenth time.

Umpteenth is not a number.

That’s beside the point. You have serious stuff you should be doing.

What could be more serious than completing this challenge on Roller Coaster Tycoon?

Research. Professional writing. Cleaning the house.

Hey, I work hard and deserve my down time!

And cookies!

Wait, how did he get back to the surface?

I thought you were in charge.

And we’re still at the computer.

Where there am no cookies.

He has a point there.

That’s playing dirty. Don’t forget your diet. See, playing on the computer is healthy for you…less snacks!

Bring cookies to shiny box. Eat at shiny box desk.

Don’t you two gang up on me! This isn’t fair.

You’re such a whiner. Shut up and build that inverted coaster. You know you want to.

You want to.

Cookies?

I hate you.

I am you.

I know. I hate me, always have, probably always will.

Gee, you sound depressed. You know what will cheer you up?

Sigh.

Cookies!

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Alter Ego is Cookie Montser huh.. very funny split personality convo.
    LOA

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    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love the back and fourth of the conversation. I like!

  3. Trying Dialog A Deux: A Trialog

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    Cookie Monster only exists because you are dieting.
    (And who wants a fat doctor telling them to eat right?)
    Id and Ego must be fun to live with!
    Oh and, RTC ? I thought you were addicted to Ficlets? :)
    LoA

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    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    wow. verey funny. I love how there is three of ‘you.’ =)
    LoA

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    I am addicted to ficlets, but I didn’t want to sound like a broken record. So, I went with a different addiction or reason to be stuck at the computer. RTC . Online mmorpg. I guess there are worse things I could have been doing.

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    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 6 months ago

    haha! Very fun to read.
    Now i want a cookie…hmmm…off to the kitchen!
    LoA

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    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    OMG … I love Roller Coaster Tycoon!! We have the same addictions!!!! Scary! :)
    I like the fact that the three of you mesh so well. :)
    .
    BTW , I have decided that umpteeth comes right after 40 million, which happens to be my “infamous” number. Or so my kids say. ;)
    .
    I can only handle two of me at any given time. We’d never get anything done. Like now, I think I have had 40 million requests for food. And I have told them for the umpteenth time that I will cook- in a minute. ;)

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    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hehe brilliant dia(tria?)log. This could be me talking to myself at times. Damn those cookies…

  9. Trying Dialog A Deux: A Trialog

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I really enjoyed this. The interplay of agendas felt genuine and was well paced. Strangely, I felt like you were examining the inner-workings of my psyche.

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    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hee hee. I like it =). the cookie thing definitely reminds me of me.
    and one thing…where it says, “Where there am no cookies,” i think that should be ‘are.’
    But anyhoo. I like how there are three voices instead of just two. that’s the way it is in my head, a million different people (?) telling me what to do or say or think.
    LoA

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    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 5 months ago

    Roller Coaster Tycoon = approx. 1,652 days out of my life.

    By the way, emma jo_234, I think he meant to say “am.” You’ll notice the bolded…character isn’t so bright.

    Anyway! I really thought this was hilarious. Like, it made me laugh, which is kinda kard to do over the internet. Anyway.

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    Freedom's Buddy Icon Freedom

    Posted 5 months ago

    Haha thats great! I hate you.

    I am you.
    Totally amused me.
    LoA

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    You Know You Love Mee!'s Buddy Icon You Know You Love Mee!

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love Cookie Monster!
    haa.

    You Know You Love Mee!

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    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 5 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This is what it’s like to have Attention Deficit Disorder.
    LoA.

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    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    i love it!
    hahahahahaha.
    funnyfunny=]
    ~
    btw, did you guys know that the cookie monster no longer exsists?
    yeah.
    now it’s the “veggie” monster.
    how sick is that?!

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